i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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