So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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