Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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