yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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