look no pants
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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