i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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