Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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