Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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