we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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