You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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