I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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