I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i drank out of a bidet.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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