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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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