I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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