This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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