It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
