Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize