im gay
i know
yea but for you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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