Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I FOUND THE LEGS
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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