Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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