return my video game
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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