Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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