Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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