I could have mohawked her pubes.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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