i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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