Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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