Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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