Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Mom said you looked used
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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