Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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