What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Found the puke drawer
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Randomize
