So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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