would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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