I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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