No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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