Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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