Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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