His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
