I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He did a backflip because drugs
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