is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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