but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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