i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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