The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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