She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Terrible idea I love it
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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