I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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