You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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