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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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