I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
