tell your sister to shave her snatch
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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