You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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