U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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