Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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