i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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