I love black thongs
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I think your dad took our porno
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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